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"Exegi monumentum aere perennius." (I have erected a monument more lasting than bronze. (Horace))

"nonne amicus certus in re incerta cernitur?" (a friend in need is a friend in deed (our equivalent))

"Sine labore nihil" (Nothing without work)

"Conlige suspectos semper habitos" (Round up the usual suspects)

"Veni, Vidi, Dormivi" (I came, I saw, I slept)

"Veni, vidi, vici" (I came, I saw, I conquered. (Caesar))

"Te Amo" (I Love You)

"Corripe Cervisiam" (Seize the beer!)

"Carpe Diem!" (Seize the day (Horace))

"Ante bellum" (Before the war)

"Caveat emptor" (Let the buyer beware.)

"Merda taurorum animas conturbit" (Bullshit baffles brains)

"Homo praesumitur bonus donec probetur malus" (One is innocent until proven guilty.)

"Mors ultima linea rerum est" (Death is everything's final limit)

"Cogita ante salis." (Think before you leap (or roughly - Look before you leap.) )

"Terra firma" (Solid ground)

"Habeas corpus" (You should have the body (You have the undeniable right))

Ridentem dicere verum quid vetat.(Horace, Satires) What prevents me from speaking the truth with a smile?

Vir sapit qui pauca loquitur. It is a wise man who speaks little.

"Cogito Ergo Sum." (I think Therefore I am.)

Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! Not Worth A Rats Ass!

Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!)

Sona si Latine loqueris. (Honk if you speak Latin.)

Re vera, potas bene. (Say, you sure are drinking a lot.)

Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt. (You know, the Romans invented the art of love.)

Mellita, domi adsum. (Honey, I'm home.)

Magister Mundi sum! (I am the Master of the Universe!)

Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? (Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?)

Vescere bracis meis. (Eat my shorts.)

"illegitimi non carborundum" ((Check out this Wikipedia page for the history of the phrase.) Roughly Translated: Don't let the bastards grind you down.)

Da mihi sis cerevisiam dilutam. (I'll have a light beer.)

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"Multi famam, conscientiam, pauci verentur." (Many fear their reputation, few their conscience. -Pliny, Letters)

"Optimum est pati quod emendare non possis." (It is best to endure what you cannot change. -Seneca, Moral Epistles)

"Caelum, non animum, mutant, qui trans mare currunt." (Those who run off across the sea change their climate but not their mind. -Horace, Espistles)

"Tua mater est vacca foeda." (Your mother is a dirty cow.)

"Mea anima est cum te. Nostra animae sunt cum vobis." (My heart is with you. Our hearts are with you all.)

"Cibum amo!" (I love food!)

"Cemel Dosce" (Know Thyself)

"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati" (roughly translated means "When all else fails play dead" - from the Red Green TV show's Possum Lodge Motto)

"Exegi monumentum aere perennius" (This very phrase had apparently been up for translation in a Latin class during Dr. Turner’s days as a student at Yale. One his classmates translated it as, “I have eaten a monument harder than brass” – to which the professor replied, "You had better sit down and digest it.")

"Una salus victis nullam sperare salutem." (Literally: "The one wellbeing of the defeated is not to hope for wellbeing." Colloquially: "The only hope of the vanquished is not to hope." - Virgil)

"In caelum cerevisiae est nullum, Itaque hic bibemus illum!" (In heaven there's no beer, that's why we drink it here! (Translation by BaJuL)

"Si hoc comprehendere potes, gratias age magistro Latinae." (Roughly: If you can read this, thank a latin teacher.)

"Agis Quod Adis" (Do well what you do.(The motto of Spruce Grove Composite High School (SGCHS)))

"Anno Domini" or "A.D." (In the year of the Lord)

"In hoc signo vinces." or "In hoc signo vincit" (Under this sign (the cross of God) thou shalt conquer.) - This Latin phrase was said to have been written in the sky before Constantine, before the battle at Milvian Bridge, North of Rome in 312 A.D. The story goes Constantine I (The Great) was faced down by a greater force of the Mongol Golden Hoard. He had a vision of a cross and heard a voice speak that line. Whereupon he had his men put crosses on their shields, and his forces carried the day, saving Constantinople for another 700 years. He then proceeded to make Christianity the official religion of the Eastern Empire, while Rome, awash in decadence, would fall to the barbarians c. 400 A.D. There's more, though. Not wishing to completely alienate his priests and advisors, he was not baptized himself until his death bed. A consummate politician, he would prefer to fold or win that deal as the last man standing rather than show his hand. (thanks to Don Gerdes for the extended story)

"Roma locuta est. Causa finita est" (Rome has spoken. The cause is finished.) - Well, obviously that means the Emperor speaks and his decree trumps all. "Wrong, camel breath!" as Johnny (Carsoni the Great) Carson said to Ed McMahon. The timing is in the post-400 A.D. era, and a feud erupts between two local Churches (now dioceses), say Corinth and Ephesus. The Bishop of Rome (now called "Pope," successor to Peter and acknowledged even then to possess the keys to the kingdom) sends a brief message. It says who is right and why and so the fight is ended. "Rome" is the pope, not an emperor; no do-overs by appealing the decision to the Great Umpire in the Sky Box. The Ultimate Umpire is who gave the bishop of Rome his authority to speak in the first place. (thanks to Don Gerdes for the extended story)

"Veritas Vos Liberabit" (The Truth Shall Set You Free)

"De omnibus dubitandum" (Everything should be questioned - Karl Marx)

"Malo mala mali quam mala equui." (I prefer the apples of an apple tree to the road apples of a horse.)

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." (When you have them by the balls, the heart and mind will follow)

"Non torsii subligarium!" (Don't get your knickers in a twist!)

"Selume proferre" (Towards the light)

"Torre et Ursi meritant pecuniment sed Porky non" (The bulls and the bears deserve to make money but the pigs deserve nothing)

"Carpe noctum!" (Seize the night)

"Bella Detesta Matribus" (War is the Dread of Mothers)

"Nanos gigantium humeris insidentes" (Standing on the shoulders of giants)

"Semper gumby" (Always flexible)

"Utrum per hebdomadem perveniam" (If I can just get through this week)

"Oderunt dum Metuant" (Let them hate, so long as they fear (Caligula, quoting an earlier Latin author))

"Semita exaro sunt tergum" (Track Till They're Back)

"Tempest Bebende!" (It's time to drink!)

"Mihi est compositum in taberna mori" (It is my faith to die in a tavern (bar))

"Sine Virtus, Sine Laus."  (Approx. "No guts, no glory")

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"Ars longa, vita brevis." Hypocrates The work (art) is long, the life is short.

"De gustibus non est disputandum." (There's no accounting for tastes.)

"In his ordo est ordinem non servare." (In this case the only rule is not obeying any rules.)

"O diem praeclarum!" (Oh, what a beautiful day!)

"Astra non mentiuntur, sed astrologi bene mentiuntur de astris." (The stars never lie, but the astrologs lie about the stars.)

"si hoc legere scis nimium eruditiones habes." (essentially it says, "if you can read this, you're overeducated.")

"Cogito Ergo Doleo." (I think therefore I am depressed.)

"in flagrante delicto" (red-handed)

"Multa ferunt anni venientes commoda secum, Multa recedentes adimiunt"--Horace, Ars Poetica (The years as they come bring many agreeable things with them; as they go, they take many away.)

"Exemplum de simia, quae, quando plus ascendit, plus apparent posteriora eius" --Saint Bonaventure (He doth like the ape, that the higher he clymbes the more he shows his ars. --Translation by Sir Francis Bacon)

"Anicularum lucubrationes" (Old wives' tales.)

"Sic transit gloria mundi" (thus passes the glory of the world)

"Errare humanun est - sed perseverare diabolicum" (mistakes are human, but to continue making mistakes is devilish)

"Vita luna" (crazy life)

"Re vera, potas bene." (Say, you sure are drinking a lot.)

"Primum viveri deinde philosophari" (Live before you philosophize. or Leap before you look.)

"Quid pro quo?" (what for what?)

"a fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi" (The modern version would either be "between a rock and a hard place" lit: "a precipice in front, wolves behind"!)

"Nos morituri te salutant!" (which means "We, who are about to die, salute you" it was used when gladiatiors were about to undergo their punishment during the Roman Circus celebrations. They hailed Cesar with that saying.)

"Absconde obesito illegitimo" (Get outta here you fat bastard (Buddy Hacket))

"Vincit omnia veritas" (The truth conquers all)

"tum podem extulit horridulum" (you are talking shit)

"Illegitimus non carborundum" (Don't let the bastards wear you down) (is equally ungrammatical; and "carborundum" is not Latin. It is a 20th-century joke, as far as IÊcan tell first spread about by Gen. "Vinegar" Joe Stilwell (of the Burmese campaign in WW II). See and the page after it. )

"stercus tauri" (manure of the bull (Bull Shit) )

"Verbis defectis musica incipit" (Music springs from failing words)

"Quod me nutrit me destruit" (What nourishes me destroys me, kind of like the more you care about something the more potential it has to cause you pain)

"cacatne ursus in silvis?" (Does a bear shit in the woods?)

"Nemo saltat sobrius, nisi infanus est.' Nobody dances when sober, unless they are insane. (my personal favourite :) )

"Navigare necesse est, vivere non est necesse' It is necessary to sail/navigate, but not to live.

"Tempus fugit" (Time disappears)

"Do ut des" (The "slogan", if you will, of Roman (pre-Christian) religion, meaning "I give so that you might give", referring to a Roman's reason for doing sacrifice, libations, etc.) (Thanks for the info Ian!)

"Bene est mihil" (I am well)

"Decisis pennis" (With disappointed hopes)

"Lupus in fabula" (Speak of the devil)

"Ut sementem feeceris" (You reap what you sow)

"Fiducia virorum in sinistra non in dextra est" (Real men don't attack)

"Sapienti sat" (Enough for the wise)

"Res ipsa Loquitur" (The thing speaks for itself)

"Derevaun seraun" (The end of pleasure is pain)

"Gustatus similis pullus" (Tastes like chicken)

"Felix Sit Annus Novus!" (Happy New Year!)

"Quid Fit?" (What's Happening?)

"Discedere ad inferos!" (Go to hell!)

"Per Ardua Ad Astra" (Through struggles to the stars -(Motto of the Royal Air Force (in WWII the cinemas on RAF bases were known as Astra Cinemas leading to the translation: "After work, to the cinema")))

"Quod licet bovi, non licet bon jovi" (If a cow can do it, it doesn't mean bon jovi can do it)

"Latine dictum, sit altum videtur" (What's said in latin always seems to be more interesting.

"Pax" and "In aeternum" ("Peace" and "In eternity," supposed secret greeting for Opus Dei)

"Opus Dei" (The work of God)

"Amo, amas." (I love a lass.)

"Utinam barbari alum tuum invadant!" (roughly "May barbarians invade your armpits!")

"Sed semper ubi sububi in caput meum" (But I always wear my underpants on my head)

"Visne saltare? 'Hylobates Fungosam' scio" (Do you want to dance? I know the 'Funky Gibbon')

"Veni, Vidi. Flati" (I came, I saw, I farted)

"Vidi, Veni, Adulteri" (I saw, I came, I committed adultery)

"Transire vinus forticulus" (Pass the port)

"Si facere, esse in Circus" (roughly "If I could do that, I'd be in a circus!")

"Eia! Tu! Os porcus!" (Hey! You! Pig face!)

"Eia! Tu gleba magna!" (Hey! You big lump!)

"Eia! Tu! Spiritus verminosa!" (Hey! You! Maggot-breath!)