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Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi. (Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog.)

Raptus regaliter. (Royally screwed.)

Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! (Don't you dare erase my hard disk!)

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. (I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.)

Gramen artificiosum odi. (I hate Astroturf.)

Furnulum pani nolo. (I don't want a toaster.)

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. (I think some people in togas are plotting against me.)

Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. (I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult.)

Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. (Don't call me, I'll call you.)

Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules. (If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults.)

Canis meus id comedit. (My dog ate it.)

Illiud Latine dici non potest. (You can't say that in Latin.)

Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas? (Seen any good movies lately?)

Nullo metro compositum est. (It doesn't rhyme.)

Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema. (I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem.)

Fac ut gaudeam. (Make my day.)

Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! (Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!)

Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio. (Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway.)

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant! (May barbarians invade your personal space!)

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! (May conspirators assassinate you in the mall!)

Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! (May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!)

Radix lecti. (Couch potato.)

Quo signo nata es? (What's your sign?)

O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem! (Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm!)

Spero nos familiares mansuros. (I hope we'll still be friends.)

Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio. (I am as dead as the nehru jacket.)

Ventis secundis, tene cursum. (Go with the flow.)

Totum dependeat. (Let it all hang out.)

Te precor dulcissime supplex! (Pretty please with a cherry on top!)

Fac me cocleario vomere! (Gag me with a spoon!)

Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. (I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)

Prehende uxorem meam, sis! (Take my wife, please!)

"Musica delenit bestiam feram." (Music soothes the savage beast.)

"Amor vincit omnia" (love conquers all)

"Sit vis vobiscum." (May the Force be with you.)

"Veni, Vidi, volo in domum redire." (I came, I saw, I want to go home.)

"Propino tibi salutem!" (Cheers!)

"non scholae sed vitae discimus" (we learn not for school, but for life)

"non omnia possumus omnes" (We all cannot do everything. (As Virgil explains in the Aeneid, no one has expertise in all fields.) )

"ascendo tuum" (Up yours)

"Semper Letteris Mandate" (Always get it in writing!)

"Aquila non copit murem" (the eagle does not catch the mouse, "don't sweat the small things")

"Vultur non capit muscam!" (The eagle does not catch flies)

"Philosophum non facit barba!" (The beard does not define a philosopher)

"quasi" (as if)

"coitus non circum." (No Fucking around)

"Ars sine scientia nihil est" (art without science is nothing (I would also claim that the opposite is true.))

"Anus Equi Volants!" (Flying ass of the horse (Fr. R. Macchietto))

"Huc accedit Zambonis" (Here comes the Zamboni)

"Ne conjugare nobiscum" (Don't fuck with us)

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